My song-snarfing operations are winding to a close. I’ve barricaded myself in the music library and not even the Big J.O.E. will be able to extract me.

I think people are finally beginning to cotton on to what’s going on around here; Santa’s done some reshuffling and some of the music delivery elves have been moved to public relations.

The elf CIA are also beginning to send me emails asking me if I know anything about what’s happening to all the Christmas songs. Perhaps they’re getting suspicious because of the big CLOSED FOREVER sign that I’ve put up on the library door.

I’m somewhat concerned that someone will bust down the door before I finish archiving the last tune, but then, I did ask for a super-duper megalomaniac-strength padlock for Christmas last year…and I got it too, because I was such a good little elf! I kept all my feelings about Justin Bieber to myself back then…but that was then and this is now! All I want for Christmas this year is all the Christmas songs for myself, and I’m only about a day away from my dream!