Here is a short list of some of the things that annoy me.

• Bad Christmas radio stations that play ‘Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer’ over and over
• Stores that blare really annoying Christmas songs that no one wants to listen to very loudly
• Most of the top-selling Christmas singles in the UK
• Businesses that don’t realise that there are more than six Christmas songs
• Stores that start putting up Christmas displays well before Thanksgiving in order to try to sell more stuff
• Slanderous songs about Santa Claus
• Versions of classic Christmas carols with alternate lyrics involving questionable subjects like batman and mischief.

I could go on and on, but work is piling up.

Seriously, this must end.