It’s been a long day at the Clausplex music archive. As it gets closer to Christmas, it gets so hectic trying to distribute all the Christmas music around the world.

Santa and his reindeer get all the sympathy, but their distribution task only lasts one night! I have to work all those days leading to Christmas, and hardly anyone knows my name…it’s rather outrageous! And what’s even more annoying is that Christmas seems to be getting earlier every year. It used to be that I could vacation in the Bermudas until the day after Thanksgiving, but no more. Now I feel lucky if I don’t get called in until after Halloween! Outrageous! I don’t even get paid more because elves don’t get wages!

If that weren’t enough, there is now quite a lot of really awful Christmas music out there, some of it in inexplicably high demand. (I’ve all but given up on the United Kingdom….I mean, Mr Blobby? Really?!?) It’s enough to drive one mad…or, even evil….

Anyway, I’ve decided to blog about my feelings about this matter. A blog will be a nice format in which to vent my frustrations as well as being a nice place for me to display my ever-growing collection of festive animal pictures and people in Christmas tree costumes. Oh, what a perfect combination.