All the Christmas songs in the world are now under my control!  I’ve snatched them, each and every one!  No one can stop me now!

The Elf CIA is probably now well aware of my sinister scheming, but do I care a fig?  No!  I don’t even care a measly raisin!  Everything is locked away in my nefarious online musical vaults.

No one can access anything without the big mega password, and that password is hidden behind many other passwords…and all these passwords are hidden away behind my password-protected super-secret webpage – oh, how clever I am!

With the passwords only in my head, the world is doomed to a Christmas-music-free future!  I won’t tell a soul what they are, even if they throw me in North Pole Prison.  North Pole Prison is actually rather nice; the beds are really fluffy (so I’m told), one gets candy canes for dinner all year ’round, and there will be no piped Christmas muzak in the rec room…why?  Because I’ve snarfed it all!  Yay me!  I have truly made my life much more livable!

I’ve forgotten if I’ve said it before, but I am a little forgetful sometimes, so I’ve included absolutely everything needed to jog my memory about passwords in this very blog.

And because my passwords are so super hard to guess, I think I can safely remind myself right here in print (well, type) that all my passwords contain only lowercase letters.  I ignore punctuation, spaces and so forth.  It’s just easier that way.

First things first, the only way to access my super secret area is to pay very close attention to my blog posts, of course.