Just try to order up any new Christmas music now! Oh sure, you can turn on your radio and still hear some music, but once it’s gone, it’s gone! There will be no more repeats…oh no! I’ve stopped acknowledging any requests for Christmas music and I’m beginning to implement my plot of locking away Christmas music from the ears of everyone but myself.

Soon I will be the only one who can listen to Christmas music…in the world!

I suppose I’ll need to tread carefully around the Big J.O.E. (Jolly Old Elf) for the time being. It would be no good for him to catch wind of my scheme until I’m done; he’s so into this sharing business. Must keep this hush hush….